did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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