I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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