If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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