I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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