Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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