Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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