are you still at the devil's house?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It's official drugs can't kill me
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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