apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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