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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"

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• (650): View more from California

  I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.

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• (310): View more from California

  If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.

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• (914): View more from New York

  There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.

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  STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!

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