im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just found puke in my bra..
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation