Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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