Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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