even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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