I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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