YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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