Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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