Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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