We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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