This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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