Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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