Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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