my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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