How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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