Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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