So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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