stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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