I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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