Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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