Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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