So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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