I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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