Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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