piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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