erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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