i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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