I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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