I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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