I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
