the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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