There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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