It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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