What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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