a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
high people should be assigned attendants
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My dick has a subreddit
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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