I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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