In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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