Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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