fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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