i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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