You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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