She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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