I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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