Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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