I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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