Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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