Your dad touched me again.
no, he came in my armpit
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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