i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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