I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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