Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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