i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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